Ode to Kimberly Bell

Kimberly Bell is the former mistress of Barry Bonds. She is currently in Playboy Magazine spewing lies about Barry. She alleges that Barry used Viagra and steroids.
Damn girl, u must be outta your mind
Thinkin you're hot but u passed your prime
Your face is hurt and your body isn't hot
Think u can get to Barry, I think not
You're not hot in your 40s just like u weren't at 18
So why are u even in Playboy magazine?
Yea I'm talkin to u, Kimberly Bell
Talk so much shit, u can go to hell
U can't stop Barry, he ain't goin to jail
All your schemes will surely fail
Miss Bell, I don't mean to be rude
But no one wants to see u nude
You're a older woman but you're no cougar
And u can't prove Bonds did roids like Lex Lugar
Please give it up, your jealousy makes us sick
Barry's not guilty, the charges won't ever stick
You were a mistress and nothing more
So don't get mad when the fans label u a whore
And don't get mad when you're called a bitch or a hoe
Because that's the same way they feel about Marc Ecko