Tila Tequila Show is Horrific

Who is Tila Tequila? Why is she "famous"? I have no idea how a short Asian girl from Texas with absolutely no talent can become an overnight Internet and MTV celebrity. What is she actually famous for you might ask? Tequila aka Tila Nguyen is famous for having a lot of Myspace friends on her profile. How is that a talent? I sure as hell know she is no friend of D Wizzle's.

Watching her new reality dating show on MTV almost made me long for the days when MTV had shows like Remote Control and Club MTV with Downtown Julie Brown. MTV is probably one of the worst channels for the youth of America to watch but Tila's show, entitled "A Shot of Love with Tila Tequila", takes the cake for being the most disturbing show I have ever seen on cable television. Wait, I take that statement back after recalling some nasty show with fat women doing unimaginable things on a community access channel a few years ago but Tila's show still is quite disturbing.

On this new show, Tila brings in 16 men and 16 women into her mansion and reveals to them that she is bisexual and is looking for a partner to fall in love with. The 16 lesbians do not want anything to do with the 16 men while some of the men are excited about having to live with the women. Some of the lesbians said they plan to use their womanly ways to manipulate the men and then kick them off the show. I assume there is a good chance of that happening during the next few episodes due to the IQ of these men.

Tila is a short Vietnamese girl with fake boobs and an ugly face. Sorry Tila Tequila fans, but she is not cute at all. You can probably guess that her fans come from cities and towns with not a lot of Asian women such as places in South Dakota, Wyoming, and Arkansas. If you really want to see some pretty Asian women, I suggest you visit San Jose, California where you can see hot Vietnamese women walking around just about everywhere you go. Her show is popular with people with an Asian fetish and maybe lesbians.

The lesbians on the show are mostly pretty lipstick lesbians but there are some women who look like men with short haircuts and male facial features. The guys on the show are all cocky and egotistical. One guy with a female name, Ashley, gets in a fight with a skinny black guy on the first episode. Ashley is from West Virginia and is a elementary school teacher. I really am scared and frightened for all the kids and parents in West Virginia if they allow people like Ashley to give young kids an education. Tila gets angry about the fight and one of the women takes Tila to a private area to console Tila and they end up kissing. I can barely stomach watching the entire episode but fortunately or unfortunately, I have seen the first full episode thanks to MTV reairing it hour after hour and day after day just in case I missed any parts.

What do other people think of Tila? Jae Park, a young teenager from San Francisco, thinks that Tila has no talent and needs to disappear from public view. Park says "I hate Tila and everything that she represents. She needs to shut up and just disappear. How could MTV give her aa show? She is nothing but a no talent whore."Karen, 22, from Iowa City, says that "Tila Tequila is a joke. She's riding on the coattails of a failing social networking website." Tila is probably riding on the coattails of a failing music network too probably if they keep on putting out shows like "A Shot of Love." Truth be told, I would rather be shot than have to sit through another tasteless and disgusting episode of Tila's show.